Class of 2023 crystal ball

I could write about the plans that all of us seniors have to make, whether we want to or not, but that wouldn’t be super interesting. Half of us will say college, the other half say straight to work. None of us quite know how it’ll look in the long term since the world could end by 2050. Instead, I am going to take you on a journey through the mystical world of mysticism, the magical realm of magic and the stupefying setting of stupor. Welcome, dear reader, to THE FUTURE.

1. Noah Abbott will become an economist, and live until 37.
2. Ashlyn Alleger will become a radio presenter, and live until 56.
3. Bethany Bassford will become a sculptor, and live until 93.
4. Chase Beyer will become a broadcaster, and live until 20.
5. Carter Birkenholtz will become an estate agent, and live until 40.
6. Caden Bouwkamp will become a chauffeur, and live until 85.
7. Jocelyn Brandt will become a clockmaker, and live until 86.
8. Joslin Briles will become a window cleaner, and live until 119.
9. Evelyn Burkett will become a dietician, and live until 58.
10. Skylar Burns will become a songwriter, and live until 100.
11. Aydan Camu will become a reporter, and live until 105.
12. Alex Courtney will become a teacher, and live until 80.
13. Eleigh Davis will become a local government worker, and live until 101.
14. Riley DeVore will become a customs officer, and live until 131.
15. Darrell DeVries will become a garden designer, and live until 49.
16. Savanna Disney will become a jewelry maker, and live until 101.
17. Robert Dowd will become a chiropractor, and live until 43.
18. RaeAnn Duinink will become an assembly line worker, and live until 82.
19. Jack Eighmey will become a speech therapist, and live until 114.
20. Jeri Eisbrenner will become a museum curator, and live until 135.
21. Jaden Fairbanks will become a doctor, and live until 138.
22. Jillian Fairbanks will become an art dealer, and live until 62.
23. Gavin Fenton will become a moneylender, and live until 24.
24. Aiden Funke will become a crematorium worker, and live until 55.
25. Kendel Funke will become a clergyman, and live until 63.
26. Rylee Gallaher will become a paramedic, and live until 53.
27. Hudson Geer will become a childrens entertainer, and live until 138.
28. Reese Giles will become a career criminal, and live until 79.
29. Teagan Glover will become a postal delivery worker, and live until 66.
30. Tyson Glydewell will become a fundraiser, and live until 97.
31. Gabe Graber will become a lawyer, and live until 38.
32. Joel Greiner will become a casual worker, and live until 107.
33. Justin Hall will become a criminal, and live until 104.
34. Carrick Hamer will become a firefighter, and live until 32.
35. Dawson Hartz will become a baker, and live until 86.
36. Jacob Hedgecock will become a footballer, and live until 147.
37. Gavin Hegwood will become a pathologist, and live until 153.
38. Connor Heston will become a computer programmer, and live until 79.
39. Emma Hiebert will become a locksmith, and live until 61.
40. Catherine Humpal will become a waiter, and live until 122.
41. Dillon Jenkins will become a building laborer, and live until 51.
42. Riley Johannes will become a caretaker, and live until 115.
43. Evan Johnson will become a missionary, and live until 146.
44. Isaac Jones will become a legal secretary, and live until 81.
45. Colin Kelley will become a handyman, and live until 66.
46. Allana Klein will become a surgeon, and live until 104.
47. Caleb Kuefner will become a laboratory technician, and live until 121.
48. Lily Ladehoff will become a scientist, and live until 151.
49. Carter Leager will become a bookmaker, and live until 45.
50. Isabelle Lorton will become a decorator, and live until 110.
51. Mickey Mackewich will become an astrologer, and live until 119.
52. Kenadie Malone will become a special constable, and live until 92.
53. Betsy McClellan will become a barrister, and live until 96.
54. Gage Messerli will become a bartender, and live until 118.
55. Kiera Nelson will become a refuse collector, and live until 131.
56. Brayden Nessa will become a designer, and live until 124.
57. Donovan Nickelson will become a professor, and live until 35.
58. William Owens will become an animal breeder, and live until 24.
59. Zebulyn Padget will become a boat builder, and live until 99.
60. Ian Palmer will become a financial advisor, and live until 52.
61. Kaylyn Perry will become an undertaker, and live until 27.
62. Damon Phillips will become a car dealer, and live until 137.
63. Hannah Ponxs will become a business consultant, and live until 85.
64. Carson Porter will become a film director, and live until 93.
65. Chloe Rasmusson will become a social media influencer, and live until 64.
66. Madelyn Reed will become a make-up artist, and live until 147.
67. Sidney Shaver will become a doorman, and live until 155.
68. Turner Sloan will become a cabinet maker , and live until 98.
69. Karter Stallings will become a social worker, and live until 141.
70. Paige Steenhoek will become an architect, and live until 38.
71. Sophia Steenhoek will become an optician, and live until 133.
72. August Stock will become a tour guide, and live until 26.
73. Ty True will become a pharmacist, and live until 85.
74. Izaiah Ulrey will become a party planner, and live until 84.
75. Colton Valcore will become a jockey, and live until 155.
76. Gavin VanBaale will become a disk jockey, and live until 115.
77. Haley VanDerKamp will become a typist, and live until 98.
78. William Vanderpool will become a receptionist, and live until 150.
79. Michael VanEkeren will become an insurance consultant, and live until 77.
80. Grant VanVeen will become a computer engineer, and live until 47.
81. Trey Voeller will become an interior designer, and live until 110.

Disclaimer: All of my predictions are satire, and any and all persons mentioned are fictional. If someone by the same name happens to exist and follow along that life path, it is completely coincidental and not at all controlled by me. I am not responsible for their crimes or lack thereof.